PARTY IN DA HOUSE

Ahem! Hey ya guys I am tots Brit-anay! Ok, so my blog posts are like way better than Sheenay's and Tiff's, just wanted to get that score settled for all of yals, ok? So back to the party thing, because Sheenay didn't let me talk about clothes or fashion or ANYTHING so I was tots frustrated! Sad emoji :'-( Ok, so here's the sit-u-a-son, I'm positive I spelled that right, K? I'm goin to run you throu wat happens at a party.

So you walk into the club and tots go like "Hey yo dawg! I'm wearing a super cool fashion brand. Come check, come check!"

So, oh course everybody goes to check you out because if it's so important to you then no one wants everybody to just stare at you and make you feel depressed that you like spent, like thousands of dollars on that really ridiculous outfit. LAME!!!!!!

So would you still do that because you feel if you didn't you would be like tots wasting your money? P.S.: If you think you wasting your money correctamundo! You are like so tots wasting all of you life's hard work and joys/pleasures, ok?

NO YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT EXACT THING DESCRIBED ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT PARTY POOPER THAT NOBODY LIKES BECAUSE THEY ACT DIFFERENT WITH YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here's what you like tots do instead, ok?

So you walk into the club and tots go like "HOLLA!!!!! Guess who's here and going to be the life of this party!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now, listen closely, because people always, and I mean like tots ALWAYS get this wrong! This might take a little bit of extra education on the YouTube. You need to look like all those models do in those like commercials or like ads or like magazines. Aka: PERFECT! You whip out your cell phone, takes selfies of yourself that are particularly good selfies, all the while walking down the hallway like it's a runway. Then you talk to your friends, and OF COURSE they will say...

"OMG (aka: oh my gosh) YOUR OUTFIT IS TRULY STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL AND LIKE TOTS AMAZING!"

Then, as it turns out, your the best dressed at the party! ;-)