How Animals Eat Their Food

It's me, Sheenay! I encourage you all to see dis new video I found. Take notes, and eat your food like dis all the time

CINCO DE MAYO

Heyo dis be BRIT-A-NAY! Ovbs your fav person on dis blog. OMG can you imagine what the heck is about to go down? NO! YOU CAN'T BC IT IS TOO AMAZE TO KNOW!

Cinco de Mayo is a comin'. You know why? Cuz that is what was planned when our founding fathers created Mexico! Happy Cinco de Mayo! What does it mean? Ovbs day of the fifth Mayonaise. That's rite, I speak Mexican. Jelous much???

Of course this important event concerning mayo dis not just about eating two slices of bread filled with mayo and sand. Dis day is also bout DRESSES! OMG! DRESSES! OMG SUCH AN AMAZING DAY OF FASHION YA!

First, you want to wear jeans, ratty jeans. With stains of mayo, to express the creative side. Maybe wear one of those weird napkin shirts that they invented in the 1400s. You know, such a classy style, for a classy person. Like you. Oh, yes, you are the one.

HEYYY!!!! ITS ME SHEENAY! I just pushed BRIT-A-NAY off of the chair and now im marge in charge! This is in my top 6289 holidays! I love it bc of all they mayo you spread on your close and body. I also enjoy putting it on my face and have bread in my pockets so that I can wipe my face with the slices and eat the bread. I thought of that myself btw.....:) ya im way prettier and better than britanay so ya. TTYL LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG YOU RUDE PERSON! I WAS TYPING YOU WEIRDO! Oh my goshness I am crying on the inside. Dis is BRIT-A-NAY by the way. Dont listen to Sheenay she is such a rude person. My heart shriveled and died because I was shoved off my chair. Rude.

Anyways, happy Cinco De Mayo. Life's Great. Eat Mayo. Walmart shop.

PARTY IN DA HOUSE

Ahem! Hey ya guys I am tots Brit-anay! Ok, so my blog posts are like way better than Sheenay's and Tiff's, just wanted to get that score settled for all of yals, ok? So back to the party thing, because Sheenay didn't let me talk about clothes or fashion or ANYTHING so I was tots frustrated! Sad emoji :'-( Ok, so here's the sit-u-a-son, I'm positive I spelled that right, K? I'm goin to run you throu wat happens at a party.

So you walk into the club and tots go like "Hey yo dawg! I'm wearing a super cool fashion brand. Come check, come check!"

So, oh course everybody goes to check you out because if it's so important to you then no one wants everybody to just stare at you and make you feel depressed that you like spent, like thousands of dollars on that really ridiculous outfit. LAME!!!!!!

So would you still do that because you feel if you didn't you would be like tots wasting your money? P.S.: If you think you wasting your money correctamundo! You are like so tots wasting all of you life's hard work and joys/pleasures, ok?

NO YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT EXACT THING DESCRIBED ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT PARTY POOPER THAT NOBODY LIKES BECAUSE THEY ACT DIFFERENT WITH YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here's what you like tots do instead, ok?

So you walk into the club and tots go like "HOLLA!!!!! Guess who's here and going to be the life of this party!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now, listen closely, because people always, and I mean like tots ALWAYS get this wrong! This might take a little bit of extra education on the YouTube. You need to look like all those models do in those like commercials or like ads or like magazines. Aka: PERFECT! You whip out your cell phone, takes selfies of yourself that are particularly good selfies, all the while walking down the hallway like it's a runway. Then you talk to your friends, and OF COURSE they will say...

"OMG (aka: oh my gosh) YOUR OUTFIT IS TRULY STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL AND LIKE TOTS AMAZING!"

Then, as it turns out, your the best dressed at the party! ;-)

Heyo! it be me Sheenay and yo fav Brit-anay! We tots want to tell all bout parties, and especially, the party poopers. First of all the rejects sitting on the couch are so tots fun to hang out with. They have silent conversations and their like into your mind like people who like tots can do cool stuff. Second of all, food. You know if it's a lame party if you don't have bean dip and bread, the two most common foods of party entertainment.

YOU MATTER TOO

YES, it's totes true that if you've got dem questions, we'll answer them, but we also want to know what you guys want us to talk about on our blog, or if you think that there are some improvements that can be made. Because AFTER ALL, this blog is for YOU. OUR SUPPORTERS. So if you you've got a hot topic, or see an improvement that can be made, email us at pigcowsloth@gmail.com.
So that's totes the message of dis post! We hope to totally hear from you soon!



                                         ~XOXOXO,
                                                 DA SHOPPHING, FASHION, AND FOOD SQUAD

OMG!!!! BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!

It's totes Tiffinay here! AND I BE RAVING 'BOUT BLACK FRIDAY. Black Friday is totes my fave day of the year! It's the one day of the year where Sheenay goes on vacation to the Galapagos Islands, where the person who said her fave quote("Looks are as green as frogs, but it doesn't explanate you" ~ Ohamid Gandhi) lives! SO YEAH. She always asks me to house sit, and OF COUSRSE!! I ALWAYS SAY YASSSS. But before I go, I always plan out which rooms have the best things, so I can raid them first. Sheenay is usually only gone for five hours, so I have to make sure that I make the most out of my time, and get the best things in her house. So, this year, I decided to raid her kitchen, room, and her living room. The first room that I went to was the kitchen. It was FULL of FOOD. I was like: DANNNNGGG THIS STUFF BE DELICIOUS, so I took ALL of it, and packed it into may car. This took two hours. The next room I shopped out of was her room. I bought ALL of her pig stuff, and I also bought ALL of the clothes in her closet, and hauled it out to my car. This took about one hour. Then, I went into her living room, and was totes amazed by all of the stylish furniture, AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT. I put all of the furniture into my car too. This took two hours. Then, after I was done, I took this big wad of cash out of my bag, and left it in the middle of her living room floor. AND TA-DA! My Black Friday Shopping trip was over! And I totes got ALL of the best bargains!  


                    ~XOXOXO,
                                    Tiffinay

ASK, AND WE'LL TOTES ANSWER

Hey Guys! We were totes thinking, and we realized that we know SO much about food, shopping, and clothes! And it totes would NOT be fair if we didn't share our totes amazeballs info with you guys, OUR SUPPORTERS. So here's the deal.(OMG WE'RE SO TOTES EXCITED) So like, we know, we know , we know, we know, that you totes probs have questions about food, clothes, and shopping! AND we're totes here to help! Have questions, or need advice on food, clothes, or shopping? We're your girls! Just email us with your questions at pigcowsloth@gmail.com, and we'll totes like, be happy to answer your questions! So that's like, totally all we had to say! TTYL! HOLLA!