OMG!!!! BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!

It's totes Tiffinay here! AND I BE RAVING 'BOUT BLACK FRIDAY. Black Friday is totes my fave day of the year! It's the one day of the year where Sheenay goes on vacation to the Galapagos Islands, where the person who said her fave quote("Looks are as green as frogs, but it doesn't explanate you" ~ Ohamid Gandhi) lives! SO YEAH. She always asks me to house sit, and OF COUSRSE!! I ALWAYS SAY YASSSS. But before I go, I always plan out which rooms have the best things, so I can raid them first. Sheenay is usually only gone for five hours, so I have to make sure that I make the most out of my time, and get the best things in her house. So, this year, I decided to raid her kitchen, room, and her living room. The first room that I went to was the kitchen. It was FULL of FOOD. I was like: DANNNNGGG THIS STUFF BE DELICIOUS, so I took ALL of it, and packed it into may car. This took two hours. The next room I shopped out of was her room. I bought ALL of her pig stuff, and I also bought ALL of the clothes in her closet, and hauled it out to my car. This took about one hour. Then, I went into her living room, and was totes amazed by all of the stylish furniture, AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT. I put all of the furniture into my car too. This took two hours. Then, after I was done, I took this big wad of cash out of my bag, and left it in the middle of her living room floor. AND TA-DA! My Black Friday Shopping trip was over! And I totes got ALL of the best bargains!  


                    ~XOXOXO,
                                    Tiffinay