Hey Yo! It's Brittany w/ FASHION

Hey ya dawg! So I am like tots goin to sho you how to like pick out good clothing, ok? First things first, always try something on! You can't just buy something and waste your money if you 'think' it will fit! Don't be like stupid! Ok, let's try some fashion exercises, ok? Look at dis pic.

Ok, here we go. This is a tots amaze and beauty dress ok? Nothin wrong with dis. This dress is so tots perfect that I would like wear it EVERYWHERE!!!! Actually, if you buy this dress, you are so goin down, ok? It is mine!

 

If you possibly actually tots though that there was like somethin wrong with dis, then you are like so tots lame. Like for reals, just like don't even go that way, or else, we'll have to do somethin bout' that. Turquoise is like so in, it's not even like funny! And the pattern on the top, OH MY GOSH!!!!! Plus, the belt tots adds extra shine to dis look. If you don't like dis, then gurl, you got probs, ok?