YOU MATTER TOO

YES, it's totes true that if you've got dem questions, we'll answer them, but we also want to know what you guys want us to talk about on our blog, or if you think that there are some improvements that can be made. Because AFTER ALL, this blog is for YOU. OUR SUPPORTERS. So if you you've got a hot topic, or see an improvement that can be made, email us at pigcowsloth@gmail.com.
So that's totes the message of dis post! We hope to totally hear from you soon!



                                         ~XOXOXO,
                                                 DA SHOPPHING, FASHION, AND FOOD SQUAD

OMG!!!! BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!

It's totes Tiffinay here! AND I BE RAVING 'BOUT BLACK FRIDAY. Black Friday is totes my fave day of the year! It's the one day of the year where Sheenay goes on vacation to the Galapagos Islands, where the person who said her fave quote("Looks are as green as frogs, but it doesn't explanate you" ~ Ohamid Gandhi) lives! SO YEAH. She always asks me to house sit, and OF COUSRSE!! I ALWAYS SAY YASSSS. But before I go, I always plan out which rooms have the best things, so I can raid them first. Sheenay is usually only gone for five hours, so I have to make sure that I make the most out of my time, and get the best things in her house. So, this year, I decided to raid her kitchen, room, and her living room. The first room that I went to was the kitchen. It was FULL of FOOD. I was like: DANNNNGGG THIS STUFF BE DELICIOUS, so I took ALL of it, and packed it into may car. This took two hours. The next room I shopped out of was her room. I bought ALL of her pig stuff, and I also bought ALL of the clothes in her closet, and hauled it out to my car. This took about one hour. Then, I went into her living room, and was totes amazed by all of the stylish furniture, AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT. I put all of the furniture into my car too. This took two hours. Then, after I was done, I took this big wad of cash out of my bag, and left it in the middle of her living room floor. AND TA-DA! My Black Friday Shopping trip was over! And I totes got ALL of the best bargains!  


                    ~XOXOXO,
                                    Tiffinay

ASK, AND WE'LL TOTES ANSWER

Hey Guys! We were totes thinking, and we realized that we know SO much about food, shopping, and clothes! And it totes would NOT be fair if we didn't share our totes amazeballs info with you guys, OUR SUPPORTERS. So here's the deal.(OMG WE'RE SO TOTES EXCITED) So like, we know, we know , we know, we know, that you totes probs have questions about food, clothes, and shopping! AND we're totes here to help! Have questions, or need advice on food, clothes, or shopping? We're your girls! Just email us with your questions at pigcowsloth@gmail.com, and we'll totes like, be happy to answer your questions! So that's like, totally all we had to say! TTYL! HOLLA!

The Food Mood GUUURRRRLLLLL

Yo was up!? its me Sheenay! Im here to tell you all about Thanksgiving food! I LOVE LOVE LOVE stuffing! Especially since it has bread. Even though  bread is carby, my mom always says it looks best on me since I am the prettiest. BTW, I am the best with all foodies (that's why the gang put me up for food. I am also the best with fashion and shopping but I wanted to be nice and let my other friends take some stuff sooo. UGh I have to go, my annoying sister, Latuanda,  is being really annoying and is bothering me!!
Anyway... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Shopping, Shopping, and more Shopping!

Hi! Dis be Tiffinay! I'm totes gonna to tell you a little about SHOPPING. First, you're totes gonna wanta get invited to Sheenay's house, because we ALL know that's totes where the good stuff is. After you get invited, you go to her house, and she'll totes probably let you in. You guys will start to totes gossip for a little bit, but before this happens, make sure to convince Sheenay that she looks EXTREMELY dehydrated, and make her drink five gallons of water. No more, no less. So, you guys have totally totes been talking for  little bit, and Sheenay will totes really have to pee, so she'll go to the bathroom. THIS IS WHEN YOU STRIKE. This is when you totes roam around her house and take whatever you want, and when you're finished, leave a wad of cash on her dining room table, and totes leave. There, simple as that! If you can't complete this, then you totes gots probs gurl! 


    ~XOXO,
                Tiffinay

Hey Yo! It's Brittany w/ FASHION

Hey ya dawg! So I am like tots goin to sho you how to like pick out good clothing, ok? First things first, always try something on! You can't just buy something and waste your money if you 'think' it will fit! Don't be like stupid! Ok, let's try some fashion exercises, ok? Look at dis pic.

Ok, here we go. This is a tots amaze and beauty dress ok? Nothin wrong with dis. This dress is so tots perfect that I would like wear it EVERYWHERE!!!! Actually, if you buy this dress, you are so goin down, ok? It is mine!

 

If you possibly actually tots though that there was like somethin wrong with dis, then you are like so tots lame. Like for reals, just like don't even go that way, or else, we'll have to do somethin bout' that. Turquoise is like so in, it's not even like funny! And the pattern on the top, OH MY GOSH!!!!! Plus, the belt tots adds extra shine to dis look. If you don't like dis, then gurl, you got probs, ok?

What cha' need to Kno

Ya what's up it's Tiffany, Brittnay, and Sheenay! We are goin' to tell ya all about ourselves. Let's start with Tiffinay.

Tiffinay- I am beautiful. I like to dodge Brittnay's farts. My favorite cheese is gouda. I shop at Sheenay's house, but she does'nt kno! Sometimes, when Sheenay is sleeping, I slap her stomach and it makes a noise.

Sheenay- First of all, ew. Second of all, gross. Third of all, I like chex mix. My fav quote is from Ohamid Ghandi and it is 'Looks are as green as frogs. But it doesn't explanate you.' My fav blanket is the one you wrap around your feet when they have soup on them.

Brittnay- Ok, so you pronounce my name Britt-a-nay not Brit-neey, ok? Water is my fav element. Ya problem wit dat then you got a prob gurl. My fav condiment is green sweet onion relish. My fav celeb is Barney the elf because he inspires me to slap people with my pinky. Math is for smart peeps and i am like tots smart. Ain't that be tots hilare?

Alright, so you all kno bout' us so tell us all bout' you. Got questions and we'll answer with the best pickles. Just kidding, pickles my eyes water, aka: they're gross.